Rather than providing our biased take, we present an excerpt from the venerable Merriam-Webster dictionary:

Traf-fi-cado  ’traf-ik-ah-doh noun, often attributive

Definition of TRAFFICADO
  1. collective of web-savvy professionals bent on monetizing the web.
  2. common misnomer for an individual who pushes illegal narcotics.
  3. flamboyant men’s hairstyle originating in 18th century Luxembourg.
  • Blend of Middle French trafique, and Aztec ahuacatl (meaning both “fruit of the avocado tree” and “testicle”)
  • First Known Use: 1749
Examples of TRAFFICADO
  • Those Trafficado guys are bouncing around the Web like a beachball at a Nickelback concert!
  • I’ve seen Jimmy use drugs in gym class. Pat thinks he’s a real trafficado.
  • I was considering a bowl cut, but my e-Harmony match prefers the trafficado
Rhymes with TRAFFICADO

We sincerely hope this clarifies our position.